Leg cramps that wake me up at quarter to five in the freaking morning are less fun.
Leg cramps that wake me up at quarter to five in the freaking morning, and that are so tightly spasmed that I can't even force my heel down to the floor, never mind pull my toes up, are still yet less fun.
And leg cramps that etc., that are so tightly spasmed that Dale needs more than a minute at his full upper body strength (and he is pretty damn strong) to pull my foot up, and that keep coming back every time he lets go of my foot are really damned annoying.
I see more bananas in my future.
