Need to buy car. Crap.
Looked at Carmax, and the Knoxville branch has three relatively low-mileage Saturn 4-door sedans at prices I can afford.
And likewise grump, piss, and moan.
Okay, it could be worse. I wasn't hurt. Cars can be replaced. This is a major hassle but not life-destructive. I will put on my Big Girl Panties and deal.