I needed to run the morning meeting, but couldn't get out of the house in time (I think it had no doors, or was infinitely expanding, or something). I decided to remote into my computer and run the meeting from home, but the only computer I could find was running something that was decidedly not Windows and had no "remote desktop access" option. I asked the person whose computer it was, and that person brought up Windows in an emulator, but the only remote login options were to old-style dial-up BBSes, one of which was run by someone who (in Real Life [tm]) was booted out of an organization I'm involved in.
Dear Brain: Okay, enough with the anxiety dreams. I can tell you're concerned about these meetings, but there is Not A Damn Thing I Can Do About It.