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I Have a Sprocket in My Pocket
There’s a telly
In my belly
And a sprocket
In my pocket.
I have a wristwatch in my wrist
That also saves my shopping list.
I have a hairbrush in my hair
To keep things neat and tidy there.
I have a lantern in my eye
So I can see what I can spy.
I have a mike in my right ear
That tells me what I cannot hear.
There are folders
In my shoulders,
Nanocaches
In my lashes.
I have a blender in one knee;
The other has a pot for tea.
I have a cellphone in my thumb
(Which I confess is going numb).
Yet still I covet each new tool,
Although I know that I’m a fool.
A cyborg’s troubles never end,
And let me tell you why, my friend:
Static lingers
In my fingers
And my ankles –
How it rankles!