Hm. Nice. Ikea ships those in flat packs, so you don't have to pay for air. Or those styrofoam bubbles. I hate those. [raps on top of dresser] Strong, too. And with the money you've saved putting it together yourself, maybe you can buy some new clothes to put in it. Go to a club, meet a nice man. Or woman. I don't judge.
Whoa.