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05 December 2008 @ 11:36 am
Meta/phor  
Person A: It's a good thing I don't like pickles.

Person B: Why is that?

Person A: Because if I liked pickles, I'd have to eat them, and I hate pickles!

[This is not in reference to anyone or anything on LJ. Seriously. I don't mean you. Or that post you're thinking of. It's from my life offline.]
 
 
laurareylaurarey on December 6th, 2008 12:06 pm (UTC)
Heh. This reminded me of a quote by our former Prime Minister, Jean Chretien.


A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.
Jean Chretien
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on December 6th, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
TTTO "Mr. Ed"

A proof is a proof
From floor to roof
And we all believe that the proof is truth
How do we know the proof is truth?
Because the thing is proved!