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12 November 2008 @ 06:19 pm
Either or both  
1. It's going around; what the heck. If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you assume about why I had been arrested? (Assuming arguendo that I was in fact under arrest, rather than a victim or witness.)

2. If you want, comment and I'll tell you at least one reason I like, respect, or admire you.
Fat Fred the Otter and Skippy: Yaaaaa!fatfred on November 12th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)

OMG. I read that and Fred started in with this whole scenario.
No way in hell I am typing it out.
He wants a pair of doll handcuffs...
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 12th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
Dammit, it's not fair to tease! (Shall I call you for a description of Fred's scenario?)
Fat Fred the Otter and Skippy: iotterfatfred on November 12th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC)

No, It just got interesting when they finally GOT you to the jail.
Mostly innuendo. Silly Beast.
Missybkwrrm_tx on November 12th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
Finally snapping on users who don't pay attention and running rampant with a staple gun at work. :-)
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 12th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
tassie_galtassie_gal on November 12th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
You somehow managed to get a clue by four to travel through phone lines and started whacking all the idiots with blackboard questions.
Janet Miles, CAP-OM: academiajanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
Most likely!
Adrian Turtleadrian_turtle on November 13th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
Impromptu civil disobedience. Not the kind of planned civil disobedience where a big group of courageous activists decide they're all going to stand someplace they know they're not wanted, and wave signs, and expect to get arrested for disturbing the peace or trespassing or somesuch. (When those things happen, I expect you to write letters to the newspaper, or maybe send money to the activists, rather than getting personally involved.) Yet it's very easy for me to see you asking police officers why they just did something, if they happen to do something in front of you that looks like an egregious abuse of power. It's easy for me to imagine you asking a police officer for a badge number, or taking a picture of apparent abuse with your camera phone. People get arrested for such things these days.
Janet Miles, CAP-OM: i-own-an-almanacjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 12:42 am (UTC)
Oh, that's kind of cool. I'm honored that you see me that way!
Stormy Weatherororo on November 13th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
My thought was along similar lines, "defending someone who needed it."
browngirl on November 13th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
You gave some idiot what for until they cried. *grin* Seriously, I agree with the perspicacious adrian_turtle.
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
Kathykath8562 on November 13th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Cramming a dictionary down someone's throat for grammar abuse?
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
Possible, possible!
Michaelcuriousangel on November 13th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
As to the first one... I don't know. I can crack a joke about, "Well, whatever it was, it must have involved a fluorescent green marital aid", but that's stretching waaaaay back into the memory vault.

I'd be very interested to hear what you have to say on the second point, though!
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)
As to the first one: Ptbt. Actually, I wasn't even there when that happened, and if you can find a use for a small plastic slinky as a marital aid, I'm not sure I want to know!

As to the second one: I like you because you're fun to be around and have a pleasant sense of humor. I respect you because you're honorable and caring.
Peter Engdornbeast on November 13th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
Transcript of the police interrogation:

"She was convinced that I was the right person to call to get a transcript, and no matter how many times I transferred her to the right department, she'd keep calling me back. Then she came in the door, and started demanding her transcript...I just snapped."
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)
AIEEE! :-)
siliconshaman on November 13th, 2008 12:16 pm (UTC)
You figured out how to administer 5kv shocks remotely to clueless users... and you're being taken into protective custody by the police as other support people are rioting because they want to know how.

Edited at 2008-11-13 12:16 pm (UTC)
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
I'll be rich, I tell you, RICH! Wealthy beyond my wildest dreams! Revered by tech support and call center employees throughout history! MWHAhahahaha!
siliconshaman on November 13th, 2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
Nice to see you keeping a sane level head about it then... or as much as is usual for you anyway.
madshutterbug: Ofuro and Dreddmadshutterbug on November 13th, 2008 02:13 pm (UTC)
Conspiracy to violently overthrow the legitimate government of Ottarzmania.
Janet Miles, CAP-OM: ottar-oopsjanetmiles on November 13th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
fatcookfatcook on November 14th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
Protective custody, because you finally figured out how to bring about world peace and the industrial-military complex wants to stop you.
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 15th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
Don't I wish.
Maggiesillymagpie on November 16th, 2008 04:50 am (UTC)
1. Your incredible niceness made the police officer suspicious of your behavior.

2. Your name appears on the Scary Suspicious Terrorist List, and you are being sent to Guantanamo Bay.

3. The police officer is one of your playmates, and it's a game.
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on November 16th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
Heh. (1) is distinctly possible, (2) is too scary to contemplate, and (3) is Not My Kink. :-)