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23 April 2008 @ 03:45 pm
A new application of Newton's laws  
A Janet who is decaffeinated should remain decaffeinated.

I had one cup of coffee at 8:30 this morning and am still twitchy and vaguely nauseated.
Current Mood: highjittery
The watcher over there: hee!dafydd on April 23rd, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
A Janet who is caffeinated will tend to remain caffeinated unless acted upon by an outside force?
Janet Miles, CAP-OM: hairjanetmiles on April 23rd, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
That too, yes.
Stephen Harrissweh on April 23rd, 2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
I see the opportunity for experimentation; do endorphines (however evoked) counter caffeine?
Bill the bold bosthoonwcg on April 23rd, 2008 08:20 pm (UTC)
The caffeination of a Janet is directly proportional to the mass of the caffeine, and inversely proportional to her mass.

(I'll have to think about a suitably appropriate "equal and opposite" 3rd law.)
fatcookfatcook on April 23rd, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
Does a Janet who is caffeninated become decaffeniated in a equal and opposite force?
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on April 23rd, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
Fortunately, no. That would be displeasant.
tassie_galtassie_gal on April 24th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
That sounds similar to Zeldas law of dissertation writing "a caffinated double shot expresso Zelda will bounce and not think coherently until acted upon by an equal and opposite anti caffine force (usually supervisor induced)"
mr profit's girl friday (and all week long)tiferet on April 30th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
I added you because you said something on Seanan's journal that I liked -- multiple times -- and we have some of the same friends :)