July 20th, 2010

get_medieval, yeah_right

Conversations with my radio

Radio: Here are two important facts you probably don't know. Fact 1: The most common thing in the universe is hydrogen.

Me: I knew that.

Radio: Fact 2: Geico can help you with renter's insurance.

Me: I think I knew that.

Radio: [stuff about Geico renter's insurance] Oh, and the second most common thing in the universe?

Me: Stupidity.

Radio: Commercials.

Me: Same difference.