December 5th, 2008

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Meta/phor

Person A: It's a good thing I don't like pickles.

Person B: Why is that?

Person A: Because if I liked pickles, I'd have to eat them, and I hate pickles!

[This is not in reference to anyone or anything on LJ. Seriously. I don't mean you. Or that post you're thinking of. It's from my life offline.]