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23 July 2009 @ 02:57 pm
Because, elsewhere on LJ, someone said (to someone else, not me)  
"I would quite like to see your teapot impression."

To which I (although I was not asked, and that's why I'm posting here and not there) can only say,
I'm a little teapot
short and stout.
Here is my handle,
here is my --
other handle?
Aw, dammit, I'm a sugar bowl!
 
 
 
Xiphias Gladiusxiphias on July 23rd, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
I first heard that one at "Boris's Kitchen", the Brandeis University sketch comedy group.

I taught it to my sister, who was thirteen at the time. Except we knew it as "aw, FUCK, I'm a sugar bowl!"

Teaching Leila that was not one of the things my mother was most pleased with me for.
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on July 24th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
I think that may be how I originally learned it, but I've toned it down over the years because not everyone cusses as readily as I do.
Fat Fred the Otter and Skippy: LMAOfatfred on July 23rd, 2009 07:53 pm (UTC)

Recently I've felt like a punchbowl!
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on July 24th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
Oh, dear. Would you like some ginger ale?
Fat Fred the Otter and Skippy: iotterfatfred on July 24th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)

For Halloween one year a friend took a mold and made a big frozen brain/ice block for his punch.
My brain feels like that! LOL.
madshutterbug: DancingPenguinsmadshutterbug on July 23rd, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
ROTFLMAO
Just...
ROTFLMAO
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on July 24th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
Re: ROTFLMAO
*preens*
Anne: wallahtxanne on July 24th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
And there's the difference between you and me: my version goes "Here is my handle, here is my handle. HA! FOOLED YOU! I'm a sugar bowl!"
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on July 24th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
I shall have to add that to my repertoire.
Janet Miles, CAP-OM: Strunk&Whitejanetmiles on July 24th, 2009 04:19 am (UTC)
Ohmyghodyouricon!!!!
Bladerunner: dragonbldrnrpdx on July 24th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
I know I got this one from SSBB - did I get this from you?
Janet Miles, CAP-OMjanetmiles on July 24th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
I suppose it's possible; I have no idea where I first saw it, but I know it's not original to me.